Benjy: Hey... (Awkward) my names Benjy... I was wondering if you wanted to go grab lunch or something....
Alexis: (makes sniffing sound)...EWWW no (dramatically)
Benjy: (In a sad voice) Dang, Why can’t I ever get girls?
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