Benjy:
Hey... (Awkward) my names Benjy... I was wondering if you wanted to go grab
lunch or something....
Alexis: (makes sniffing sound)...EWWW
no (dramatically)
Benjy:
(In a sad voice) Dang, Why can’t I ever get girls?
Benjy:
Hi i'm Benjy Fouriner and i’m the created of Sexyhot Detergent. I created this
detergent 4 year ago because I was struggling to get girls. Like me, many men
have a strong disgusting body odor that they don’t even know about. That’s why
I created this state of the art detergent that sticks to your clothes to mask
that disgusting man stench. Just ask one of my many users girlfriends.
Alexis: For the longest time I couldn’t
bare to stand 5 feet away from my own boyfriend because of the gross man smell.
Thanks to this revolutionary Sexyhot detergent, as long as he's wearing a shirt
that was washed with the Sexyhot detergent, I now can’t bare to be without him.
Benjy:
So guys, don’t scare away girls with the stench you might not know you have,
Mask it! With Sexyhot detergent.
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