R: How are you Nathan?
N: No good. I'm jealous of your life.
N: How do you have such a hot girlfriend, amazing job, and you're always smiling? What is your secret?
R: Do you wanna know my secret?
R: Do you really wanna know?
R: Do you really really really wanna know?
N: YES! YES! I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA KNOW!
R: I go to Mirror Image Express 3 Minute Car Wash. My girlfriend loves my whip, my boss thinks I'm organized and clean, and I love seeing myself smile in the car's mirror-like paint!
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